Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Broken Capillaries On Chest

Il cugino di FaceBook!!!

These days, just back from the daily stress, pre-Christmas bustle and my idiosyncrasies to the world (or most of it!), I decided to develop an "anti-social network"!
I decided to be called FanCool!

From a month I joined Facebook, which, as many know, you can "meet" people you know, near and far just by typing their name!
To access and invite others on Facebook, however, it is necessary iscriversi.... sul mio "asocial network" no!!!

Il mio progetto prevede anche che, chi non è iscritto, ha maggiori privilegi di chi lo è... E l'unica cosa da fare è invitare altre persone evitando che le altre persone invitino te!!!

Le caratteristiche in breve:
  • puoi invitare chiunque ti dia ai nervi
  • puoi invitare un numero illimitato di persone, se nessuno ti ha iscritto
  • puoi, nel momento in cui vieni invitato, conoscere tutti gli altri iscritti e condividere con loro tutto ciò che ti pare!
Le principali differenze con FaceBook sono:
  • non devi essere amico di chi decidi di invitare... indeed!
  • more people you invite, the less you can invite!
I continue to be fully explored by this project and began to compile my guest list ... Meanwhile, you drafted your list and avoid being sent to FanCool!!

Bye Bye!

Sunday, November 2, 2008

Renal Disease More Condition_symptoms

L'alba di un nuovo giorno...

After a long absence from the pages of this blog, I'm back!
This time with a very different look and feel, not mine, that of the blog! (The old one you see next!)
I'm still the same ... but perhaps much more recently and angry controversy ... be unnecessary to explain why!!
Let's say things do not go very well ... but basically I've never been good, but at least delude ourselves to survive. Now it can not be more!
Before the oil is skyrocketing, then the bags that collapse, the government now gone mad ... are just some of the things that are not ... I wonder where he'll never get!
But basically it is useless to keep arguing about this ... I decided then not to talk about it but to await events.

November is a month that I've always felt full of events: personal and global, positive and negative. End of the month or the month of change. November 2
Today is the anniversary of the murder of Pier Paolo Pasolini (end);
On November 4, 1918 We won the first World War (activity);
On November 9, 1989 fall of the Berlin wall (turn);
On November 12, 1994 is the first manifestazioone issued against the Berlusconi government (turn, but since the end after 14 years nothing has changed);
On November 21, 1877 was invented the phonograph (activity);
On November 23, 1980 3,000 people die as a result of the earthquake in Campania (end);
On November 25, 1963 is assassinated John F. Kennedy (end);
On November 30, 1979 Pink Floyd released The Wall (performed).
omit personal events ...

I hope that this month has just begun to bring to an end the tragic events of recent times, and then to a turning point total!
why I decided to change the colors of my blog: a pale green like the hope of something better in a dark black background and that is the reality of today!

... because we know that hope is the last to die!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Staph Infections More Condition_symptoms

25 ottobre: Giornata dello sbattezzo!!!

"His subjects, as baptized." With these words, October 25, 1958, the Court of Appeal acquitted the Bishop of Florence, Prato , who had publicly disparaged two young, recently married civilly.

On October 25, 2008, fifty years later, the UAAR organizes a Day of sbattezzo. 'Sbattezzo' means cancellation of the civil effects of baptism, which is the basic right established by a decision of the Authority for the privacy of no longer being considered by the state as "subjects" of the Church, "obedient" and "subservient" to the hierarchies Church.
The reasons to leave the Catholic Church may be a number consistent with their principles, why protest discrimination as gays, women or researchers claim their own identity as an atheist or agnostic. Or simply intellectual honesty to say "there are more than yours." The
UAAR not organize Controra vindictive, but invites those who are no longer Catholics to exercise this right: we know that already thousands of people have done, but we believe that if those who have not yet formally abandoned the Catholic Church will do so on one occasion, the impact of their decision will surely be amplified.
For this reason, the UAAR invites all interested parties to contact our clubs and our contacts , October 25, 2008 that will send the recommendations of "sbattezzo" collections.

The day of the club sbattezzo UAAR Bologna

The day of the club sbattezzo UAAR Cagliari

La giornata dello sbattezzo del circolo UAAR di Milano

La giornata dello sbattezzo del circolo UAAR di Napoli

La giornata dello sbattezzo del circolo UAAR di Padova

La giornata dello sbattezzo del circolo UAAR di Roma

La giornata dello sbattezzo del circolo UAAR di Torino

La giornata dello sbattezzo del circolo UAAR di Treviso

Qualora nella vostra provincia non vi sia ancora una presenza organizzata UAAR (o per ragioni tecniche risulti impossibile organizzare un’iniziativa comune) vi chiediamo comunque di inviare la vostra richiesta di sbattezzo sabato 25 ottobre, comunicando per tempo la vostra decisione alla e-mail segretario@uaar.it (valida anche per chiedere eventuali chiarimenti sui casi controversi): senza esplicita comunicazione non sarete conteggiati nel numero ufficiale di sbattezzandi. Ogni informazione in possesso dell’UAAR sarà ovviamente gestita in maniera assolutamente anonima e confidenziale.

Il comunicato stampa

Il gruppo su Facebook

Le istruzioni ’standard’ per lo sbattezzo

sbattezzo The day will be presented to the press and public Friday, Oct. 24, at 18, at the Libreria Bibli (via the bluegrass 28, Trastevere, Rome). On that occasion, will also premiere the book exit from the herd. Stories of conversions, baptisms, and apostasy sbattezzi , written by Raffaele Carcano (Secretary UAAR) and Adele Orioli (head of legal initiatives UAAR).

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Logik Lcx27wn2 Specification

Io e Gigi, 9000 metri dalla terra!!!

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Shiny Pokemon Umbreon Emerald

Il Cazzario… Parte I

Aloha!!! Da un po’ non scrivo… in effetti dall’ultimo evento, il PogGiovani Festival del 17 e 18 maggio 2008, gli impegni si sono susseguiti e non sono ancora terminati… In particolare da un mese a questa parte mi sto occupando del restyling del sito di PogGiovani (che a breve vedrete online!!!)… ma non perdo occasione, quando lavoro, di annotare tutte le cose strane lette e sentite… chi ha già letto il mio blog conoscerà di certo il mio articolo sulle mail SPAM che ho accuratamente raccolto e commentato… per chi volesse rileggerlo lo trova qui !!!

In questi ultimi due anni inoltre ho tenuto sul mio pc in ufficio un file da me called "Ommiddio" subtitled "What touches me to read / hear" ... it is a Cazzaro which is a collection of rubbish written and spoken by employees and customers of the company I work for!
To be fair I must warn you that the employees referred to above fall into the following categories: graduates, financial planners, managers and company secretaries ... that is why the subtitle of my Cazzaro here is: "The Italian, for many but not all! ! "

I dedicate it to all those who have asked me to read it! Happy reading ...



1. You can not have the payroll because his wife is hugging Agriculture (means-what?)

2. to have problems Newsletters (verbs should not be his forte)

3. 've asked him Thursday (for this here ...)

4. if the system in the rejected (ditto!)

5. pusta pay (this is someone who has lived for many years in Germany ... Jaaaaa!)

6. Bank intense (but soooooo intense)

7. Compliance with regulations on rates worn (worn so there are hardly any! Buahahua)

8. Marriage certificate with annotation machine (in place of marginal notes ... trouble if they are handwritten!)

9. Occupation: CASALINGUA (this must have seen the film Fantozzi)

10. wealthy (instead of approval ... of course we must make sure that the papers are good!)

11. I need the framework of the single RN1 2007 (perhaps he was hungry and this will include the double apostrophe if it is eaten!)

12. I keep me (I'm sure he wanted to give emphasis to the phrase!)

13. the G long (instead I long ... g short because we do not like!)

14. For for I need to know which is the intestaria user (this he studied at the CEPU)

15. This is to sollegitarvi shipping (this is a friend of one of the first !!!!)

16. " only my sister could have a long way IBAN " (from time immemorial always the IBAN is composed of 27 alphanumeric characters !!!... but if your sister's got long, I worry !)

17. Type of housing: apartment (interesting, but maybe ci specifica se è in affitto o di proprietà ci interessa di più)

18. data di azzunzione (Questo sarà stato a lungo in Africa)

19. Te l'ho procuro (un altro che ha litigato coi verbi!!!)

20. ti porto l'utente telefonico (in luogo di utenza... forse voleva regalarmi l'intestatario della bolletta?)

21. te lo inserite (no no... proprio non ci siamo!!!)

22. blocchettini postali (forse voleva dire bollettini???)

23. cosè che non riesci a leggere (questo invece forse lavora per un coffee industry! coffee things, try it, Enjoy it, feel it is!)

24. Compenzi (Other long-lived partner in Africa!)

25. There is no has (hm ?!?!?! from bad to worse !!!!)

26. you will have to undergo (instead of flying over to put up ... oh well!)

27. precarious supplies you (but it is an epidemic?)

28. model a zero! (O ObisM was referring to the model, or have invented a new model which ignores the existence!)

29. the resident XXX YYY (in place of residence certificate ... supposedly!)

Last but not least ...

30. " fruit juices" and " Sprait " (words written on the menu of the Old Meeting in Scafati)

Confirming that everything I wrote was referring to actual events, read and heard, you'll find this I leave the scanned image of the menu (if you can not find them look in the center column at the bottom of the list!)


the prox ... Ciauz ...

Tuesday, May 6, 2008

Autism More Condition_symptoms

Countdown al PogGiovani Festival!!!


Wednesday, April 16, 2008

Staff Infection More Condition_symptoms

In auto, tornando a casa: riflessioni!

I discovered how strange the human being ...

as he loves to complain all the time and just look what others have, without doing anything to improve their situation.

's strange that always strive to speak again, but it really does not choose anything innovative ...

's strange that when this is the last mobile phone model would sell his mother to buy it, but when in game there are a lot of human resources from the formal change.

The human being tends to turn on the bright side the vase chipped without thinking that perhaps it would be better replace it to add value to your home.

The human being can give more good advice, but it is always the last to follow ... Sa criticize the choices of others and act in the same way.

The human being, when playing cards, if you have a wild card shows him to show he has a trump card, but do not think you can win without it.

The human being tends to return to the old when the new is not good, and does not think that perhaps something new would be better!


... The human being has gone to the polls on Sunday and Monday ... No Comment!

Monday, April 14, 2008

Darmowy Hosting Stron

Il tempo vola!!!

sveglia che scappa few days ago I came across a strange invention, it is Clocky, an alarm clock on wheels that activate when it starts up and runs away from the table, preventing you turn it off to go back to sleep!
The only way to stop it will get up, find it (because while you run away somewhere!) And turn it off ... and then goodbye bed, so you will not be tempted to wake up out of bed! This
devilry, in business since 2006, has been sold at $ 50 (about € 38) and making it even more demonic influence is the volume of the alarm and the location and speed are never the same as those of last time.


sveglia volante look for sources on this killer alarm I came across another invention: the "flying clock"! No wheels this time ... only a propeller on top and when it begins to play, the clock magically take flight! You would think, oh well will trill somewhere else ... and no! Begin to hum on your head like flies annoying and will not stop until you get up there and AVR placed on its base! Again: goodbye sweet dreams!
The alarm clock flying just pay € 30 and will be yours!

Now my question is: What person is so masochistic to buy such a device (whether it be a wake-up alarm clock that runs away or flying)?? Who, so lazy and sleepy, which in the morning just does not want to get out of bed, put on your nightstand his worst nightmare?? Or, who, after foolishly bought would dare to operate the night before??

And you, what would you do? Would you buy (beyond the price) this contraption? Or if I'll give it to me it would operate in the evening?? Or, would you be so sadistic to even give it away??

(published PogPress )

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Qumili Per 8 Mars 2009

Vi presento WonderKiki!!!

Hi to all .. After several posts on more and less (more about less and less on more) I decided that maybe it's time to introduce WonderKiki ... WonderKiki true!

Yeah, I use this pseudonym years now born from my childhood passion for Wonder Woman and the nickname that now belongs to me for years: Kiki. Needless

be explain from which named Kiki, because my name is not linked directly with any, just know that the creator is my big sister, the mythical past few days that had the brilliant idea of \u200b\u200brenaming "SupaWondaSista"! !
Yes, I live with the terror of the next title!

course WonderKiki not born overnight without a reason, but it all started from this little monster (picture) which is now hooked to the rearview mirror of my car for years!

He did it for me and a friend of mine had the brilliant idea to put my initial on the chest (superhero-style) ... here is how does Wonderkiki!

So ... I present to officially WonderKiki!

Trivia: few days ago I find in this test network:
http://www.magnaromagna.it/test-personalita/super-eroe/

I say I will never be some kind of superhero? Obviously

proceed: Answer here, answer there, send and tadaaaaa Clik! Nooooo !!!!!

Wonderwoman!! Olèèèèè!!

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Gallblader More Condition_symptoms

Sesso libero nei parchi olandesi!!!

This morning I came across this article ... I could not post it! Buahahaha!

Adapted from http://www.ilgiornale.it/a.pic1?ID=247384

"Sex en plein air. A new Dutch law" authorizes full reports in public parks. "Openness shared , except that in those parks is "strictly forbidden - to protect children - smoking and bring dogs." In other words, that the smaller of the Netherlands are shocked when they see a person with a lighted cigarette or a dachshund on a leash, but remain indifferent to a couple mates on the bench.
News that the 24 hours following the dismissal, which occurred in London, a Polish workers' caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner ": not a standard appliance, but a model" anthropomorphic "called Henry, and that curiously, has a smiling face and a "nose" with extendible tube function. Desperate self-defense the hero of the extravagant affair, "Henry I was just drying underpants ...».
But nobody believed him. At this point the question arises spontaneous too permissive, the Netherlands, with its gardens red light or too severe Britain against the worker sexy-investigator? The debate is open. Remains the Dutch paradox, where the parks this summer will be open to multiple orgasms, but closed to tobacco and hairy quadrupeds, "Since July in Holland you can have sex in the parks free, without committing any crime." But, consumed the report, woe to bring out the classic post-coitus cigarette: you risk a fine salty. The regulation is clear: "Nestled in a public garden and indulge in free effusions, from petting to sexual intercourse, from now on will no longer be considered a punishable behavior. " As long as you adhere to them "apartments only from late afternoon onwards, put the blanket away from the play area for children to throw condoms in the bins." And the relaxing sigarettina post coitus? At home. Preferably in the bathroom. With the window open, if possible. "

And these are the reeds!

Olandaaaaaa I want to go!

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Polycystic Ovary Disease More Condition_symptoms

Generazione X

I fished in my mail this e-mail sent to me by a 'a friend some time ago ... it is a bit antiquated, but for those who have not yet read: enjoy it all!

The purpose of this letter is to make justice a generation, those of us born at the turn of the 70 and 80 (or take a year less), those who see the house purchased by our parents, then apply now 20 or 30 times as much, and who will pay their own up to 50 years.

We did the war, nor have we seen landing on the moon, we have not lived the years of lead, or we voted on the referendum on abortion and our historical memory begins with the World Italia'90. For not directly experienced the '68 tell us that we do not have ideals, but we know about politics any more than they believe and know more than ever, our siblings and descendants.

Santa does not always brought us what we asked, but we are told, and still feel, we had it all, even those who came after us so that they had everything, and nobody tells them.
We are the last generation that has learned to play marbles, jump rope, play wolf, a one-two-three-star, while the first to play computer games, to be left to amusement parks or seeing the cartoon in color.

We wore bell-shaped trousers, a cigarette, a leg of the elephant and the crooked stitching, our first suit was blue with white stripes on the sleeves and our first sneaker brand le abbiamo avute dopo i 10 anni.
Andavamo a scuola quando il 31 ottobre era la vigilia dei Santi e non Halloween, quando ancora si veniva bocciati, siamo stati gli ultimi a fare la Maturità e i pionieri del 3+2.
Siamo stati etichettati come Generazione X e abbiamo dovuto sorbirci Sentieri e i Visitors, Twin Peaks e Beverly Hills (ti piacquero allora, vai a rivederli adesso, vedrai che delusione).
Abbiamo pianto per Candy- Candy, ci siamo innamorate dei fratelli di Georgie, abbiamo riso con Spank, ballato con Heather Parisi, cantato con Cristina D'Avena e imparato la mitologia greca con Pollon. Siamo una generazione che ha visto Maradona fare campagne contro la droga.
Siamo i primi ad essere entrati nel mondo del lavoro as Co.Co.Co. and those that did not cost anything to fire me.

always remind us of events that took place before we were born, as if we had not experienced any historical event. We have learned what is terrorism, we saw the fall of the Berlin Wall, and Clinton have improper relations with his secretary in the Oval Office, we were the youngest victims of Chernobyl, and those of our generation have made the war (Kosovo , Afghanistan, Iraq, etc.). we shouted NO NATO bases outside of Italy, not knowing very well what it meant, and then figure it out for a Sept. 11 coup.

We learned how to program a VCR before anyone else, we played a Pac-Man, odiamo Bill Gates e credevamo che internet sarebbe stato un mondo libero. Siamo la generazione di Bim Bum Bam, di Clementina-e-il-Piccolo-Mugnaio-Bianco del Drive-in. Siamo la generazione che andò al cinema a vedere i film di Bud Spencer e Terence Hill. Quelli cresciuti ascoltando gli Europe e Nik Kamen, e gli ultimi a usare dei gettoni del telefono.

Ci siamo emozionati con Superman, ET o Alla Ricerca dell'Arca Perduta. Bevevamo il Billy e mangiavamo le Big Bubble, ma neanche le Hubba Bubba erano male; al supermercato le cassiere ci davano le caramelline di zucchero come resto. Siamo la generazione di Crystal Ball ("con Crystal Ball ci puoi giocare"), delle sorprese del Mulino Bianco, dei mattoncini Lego a forma di mattoncino, Smurfs, the Voltrons, Magnum PI, Holly and Benji, Mimi Ayuara, the Incredible Hulk, Poochie, Yatterman, Rainbow Brite, He-Man, Urusei Yatsura, Creamy, Kiss Me Licia, the Barbapapa, the Mini-Pony, the Micro- Machine, Big Jim and the house of Barbie box but with the lift. The generation that still wonders if Mila Shiro and eventually go together. The generation that remembers World Italy '82, and that there is a muffled laughter when we want to give to drink that Italy is the favorite this year.

The last generation to see their father loaded the luggage rack of the machine beyond belief to go on holiday 15 days. The latest generation of drugs. Looking back it is difficult believe that we are still alive: journey by car without seat belts, no special seats and no air bags, travel 10-12 hours and did not suffer from tourist class syndrome. We did not have gates with guards, cabinets or medicine bottles with child resistant closures. We went by bicycle without a helmet or protection for the knees or elbows. The swings were iron with sharp edges and the play of penance was beastly There were no cell phones. We went to school full of books and notebooks, all stuffed into a folder that rarely had the padded shoulder straps, much less the wheels! We ate cakes and drank soft drinks, but we were not obese. At most one was fat and fine. We attach the same bottle for drinking e nessuno si è mai infettato. Ci trasmettevamo solo i pidocchi a scuola, cosa che le nostre madri sistemavamo lavandoci la testa con l'aceto.

Non avevamo Playstation, Nintendo 64, videogiochi, 99 canali televisivi, dolby- surround, cellulari, computer e Internet, però ce la spassavamo tirandoci gavettoni e rotolandoci per terra tirando su di tutto; bevevamo l'acqua direttamente dalle fontane dei parchi, acqua non imbottigliata, che bevono anche i cani!

E le ragazze si intortavano inseguendole per toccar loro il sedere e giocando al gioco della bottiglia o a quello della verità, non in una chat dicendo :) :D :P Abbiamo avuto libertà, fallimenti, successi e responsabilità e abbiamo imparato a crescere con tutto ciò. ............ sei uno di nostri?

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Makita Dcs520i Schematic

Ma che ne sappiamo noi?

(ANSA) - ROMA, 18 FEB - 'Una sola rete per Mediaset'. Lo assicura Antonio Di Pietro sul suo blog parlando della 'proposta di programma di governo' dell'Idv. Si tratta di un 'intervento radicale' sull'informazione in quattro punti: il primo, una sola tv pubblica senza pubblicita', pagata dal canone e sottratta all'influenza dei partiti; il secondo, l'esecuzione della sentenza europea su Europa 7 e lo spostamento di Rete 4 sul satellite. E infine, limite di una single network for individuals (such as Mediaset).


This is yesterday's news Blog Di Pietro ... agree, so I will not even watch TV!
One moment: I do not look! But the tv is ... and there are those who look ... and if anything I could think of to turn it on? What I find myself on the other side?? Where now, from time to time, including a program of the De Filippi and an episode of Big Brother, escapes even an old western or the usual filmettino love (because the nets of the same owner can not compete with each other! !) what we will end up? Nothing ... competition will be so fierce among the networks, we have only super-major programs by audience (because that is what counts) ... and what makes audience?? But obviously, it's voyeurism, gossip, empathize with the problems of others because our not enough for us or maybe because we need to forget about thinking that others are worse ... without thinking that in reality it's all a farce!

And then we will get a concentration of garbage on television, more than it already is, garbage that is not to Naples, but that of the average Italian citizen: that the fight against the landfill, but also against incinerators ... that maybe wants to separate into always on time but the wrong basket in which to throw the waste ... or what not to do two more steps to the trash drop it on the ground.
The citizen who now knows who will not vote, but on time next year will be wrong again to put the damn cross and stand there and say, "but who voted this? I certainly do not "!

And I wonder why nobody ever vote, but our employees are on time there eating our savings, to get the ad personam laws, to fly military aircraft to the next race, while there are Italian soldiers who die abroad in the name of yet another peace mission!

But what do we know?? I only know that I feel very bitter, disappointed, discouraged ...

Di Pietro speaks to cut television networks and I guess my father already in crisis who wanders around the house with bags and dark circles ... because he looks all the news, for the simple reason that all must hear the bells. I imagine it to register all the news constantly, and about to pass the time, why only now has become a habit to watch them all ... because now no one tells you the truth ... more least of all journalists!

But what do we know?? I only know that I would disappear ... I do not know where!

Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Card Showeranniversary

San Valentino... che festa del caxxo!!!


I've never celebrated ... less this year than ever!
  • Why I love to swallow a bitter pill;
  • for love because I am silent;
  • because I am suffering for love;
  • because I'm looking for love without being able to lift a finger;
  • for love because I get singled out and accused ;
  • for love because I'm losing my freedom!

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Card Showeranniversary Design

Carnevale 2008

some photos of this carnival for my sister, who is not here ... Catch
tea!

Frustration Rummy Rules

L'immondizia a Napoli: a business ... Ryanair

Well yes! The Irish also take us for a ride and advertise their flights on the messenger with the listing you can see here next!

"Pay your taxes! Not to waste but to run away"

With lots of photos illustrating the project, you never know, for those who could not read, better to use the images!
A kind of collective flight from Naples ... I almost almost there I did a little thought! Yeah, I'm going to Africa, India, South America ... if I have to get malaria at least I'm going on holiday and I do not take it sitting comfortably on the couch, right??
fact, you know I do, I look first malaria here and then "export" the contagion around the world!

Meanwhile, the marketing manager is justified by a "No wonder we choose often topical issues"! News?? This is a tragedy, but news!
It 's like in India would promote cheap flights for minors unaccompanied by their parents, with a slogan that could like this:

"Choose and Ryanair can fly for the next World Cup to play with balls that you made with your hands!"

But we're mad or something? To me, that seems very normal! Here
minimum minimum complaint must escape a fine by the Department of Tourism in Naples!

However, just to have the record, is obviously all a scam ... I went on the Ryanair site, I choose the destination and the time low cost (for whom you only pay taxes for instance) and there is no truth!

Congratulations! Really so many compliments!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Breast Cancer More Condition_symptoms

Hello Spam!

Arieccomi again, this time with an issue that has affected at least once in your life ... everyone I speak dell'odiosissimo SPAM!

"The spam (also known as spam do) is to send large quantities of unsolicited (usually commercial). It can be implemented through any media, but is the most widely used Internet , through the 'e-mail . " (From Wikipedia)

nasty spam, but in recent days I enjoyed it a mess!

I state that I work in a company that owns 5 email accounts (which will control and disseminates I) and every morning I have to groom amidst the hundreds of spam mail, looking for those important collaborators, customers and society.

Needless to say, to do what is necessary to read the sender and subject of the email ... I do not imagine that laughter in front of some of them!

few days ago so I decided to analyze a single channel of spam emails advertising about viagra, medicines and various gadgets for the "improvement" of sexual services!

Obviously not being a man are not the least bit interested in the product ... let alone being a woman!

We carry the following phrases strangest read ... unfortunately they are all in English, but I try to make it an English translation for those who just do not know a single word! ;-)

Add a comment to my " main consumer of these products "!

It all started with:

    Increase your penis
  • => increase your penis (and okay, if its not you happy!)

But then he continued:

  • Penis Enlargement => magnification of Penis (okay, too)
  • Penis Gigantic => Giant Penis (um, it begins to be important)
  • Increase your main love muscle => increase your main love muscle (but then it is taken seriously? Giah Ah, we're not talking of heart!)
  • Prominent penis => Penis prominent (ok, and that be?)
  • size Your dick will never arouse a derision => The size of your penis will never be ridiculed (try to get sgam you bought this stuff and then we'll talk about!)
  • Bigger size means-more masculinity => Larger sizes mean more masculinity (if only I had a bigger brain, we could talk about it)
  • Magic Transformation of your willy => magical transformation of your willy (Now already for the "magical transformation" makes me think: Who are you and David Copperfield? willy ... but it is the best! I mean, call the penis is a bit willy 'Wimp what to call it, willy pipillino or ... I do not think the case!)
  • Evidence That your not a loser => shows that you're not a loser (and this is very complicated!)
  • Make a real gift for your woman => make a real gift to your woman (a diamond necklace at all?)
  • Raise a monster in your pants => increases the monster in your pants (most would say that monster ghost is invisible!)
  • Advantages of a bigger penis are innumerable => The advantages of a larger penis are countless (and I say a bigger brain!)
  • Say YES to your new super-abilities => say YES to your new super abilities (Spiderman and who you are?? )
  • Do not Worry Be Happy => not worry be happy (if I followed this advice not only would you buy is crap!)
  • Perfect love stick in just Few weeks => Perfect love stick in a few weeks (did not become perfect in so many years, you want to happen in few weeks?)
  • Guaranteed gigantic result => Guaranteed gigantic results (if only it worked on the brain!)

not know about you, but every morning I me "lineage" with laughter with this email?

I hope I made you laugh too ...
Siaooooo!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Eczema More Condition_symptoms

"Simply" without words!

Excuse me, but I have removed the video from youtube ... another version (the original) found in the sidebar ... Hello!


Dream Brother


There is a child sleeping near his twin
The pictures go wild in a rush of wind
That dark angel he is shuffling in
Watching over them with his black feather wings unfurled

The love you lost with her skin so fair
Is free with the wind in her butterscotch hair
Her green eyes bloom goodbyes

With her head in her hands
and your kiss on the lips of another
Dream Brother with your tears scattered round the world.


Don't be like the one who made me so old

Don't be like the one who left behind his name

'Cause they're waiting for you like I waited for mine

And nobody ever came...

I feel afraid and I call your name
I love your voice and your dance insane
I hear your words and I know your pain
Your head in your hands and her kiss on the lips of another
Your eyes to the ground
and the world spinning round forever

Asleep in the sand with the ocean washing over ...


Brother Del Sogno

Is there a child sleeping next to his twin
get images in a burst of wild wind
the black angel is looking down on mixing
them with its wings of black feathers spread.

The love you lost with her skin so clear
is free with the wind in her hair candy
Her green eyes bloom goodbyes
With his head in his hands and
your kiss on the lips of another
Brother the dream with your tears scattered across the world.

not be the one that made me so old
not be the one he left behind his name
Why you are waiting for me as I waited
And no one has ever come ...

I'm afraid and I call your name
I love your voice and your crazy dance

listen to your words and I know your pain

Your head in her hands and her kiss on the lips another
your eyes to the ground
And the world that revolves around forever.

Asleep in the sand with the ocean that erases all ...
(Jeff Buckley)

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Piratkot För Canaldigital

The transience of life!!

Today is the birthday of my big sister: Greetings!!
The years do not say for right to privacy, even if the bottom is only 17 months older than me!

seems like yesterday.

seems like yesterday that we were playing in the garden to catch the lizards and drown in the water ... It seems like yesterday that invaded the kitchen table for our mega-development with lego ... seems like yesterday that we fought for a game and after 5 minutes was all the past ... It seems like yesterday that we wore the costumes of Carnival, even if it was not Carnival, because then the game was more real!

But time has passed ...

For years, people I meet in the street I repeat the phrase "You are the same as your father"! For a woman to be compared to a man is not so much a compliment ... it's a little 'how to say "if it is a man, a woman who looks a lot like "!!!! Over time
But I got used to the thing, in short, I've made a reason!

... Not long ago ...

Yes, roughly a year ago I went to the post office in my country and arrived at the counter, the clerk, who knows me and knows my family for years, looks at me, I expect the usual "you are the same as your father" and instead she says: "You are the same as your grandfather "!
But stop! Grandpa?? As a grandfather?? For heaven's sake, my grandfather was a handsome man, a wonderful person, but as they are identical to my grandfather? So I'm getting old?!?
And then every morning I have lost at least 10 minutes in the mirror to make sure that there were wrinkles on my face or my hair was still the same color as the night before ...

But enough!

"If the fate of a man is to drown, drown in a glass of water"!

The destiny of every man is to grow old, and then worry about the best youth spirit ... that should never fade!

So I will do my next few years ... always with the spirit of what I have marked in all those past and luckily for me I never made it grow!

big sister ... still wish that your spirit remains the same as always, what made me so angry, but also so much fun all these years!

ciauz ...