This morning I came across this article ... I could not post it! Buahahaha!
Adapted from http://www.ilgiornale.it/a.pic1?ID=247384
"Sex en plein air. A new Dutch law" authorizes full reports in public parks. "Openness shared , except that in those parks is "strictly forbidden - to protect children - smoking and bring dogs." In other words, that the smaller of the Netherlands are shocked when they see a person with a lighted cigarette or a dachshund on a leash, but remain indifferent to a couple mates on the bench.
News that the 24 hours following the dismissal, which occurred in London, a Polish workers' caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner ": not a standard appliance, but a model" anthropomorphic "called Henry, and that curiously, has a smiling face and a "nose" with extendible tube function. Desperate self-defense the hero of the extravagant affair, "Henry I was just drying underpants ...». But nobody believed him. At this point the question arises spontaneous too permissive, the Netherlands, with its gardens red light or too severe Britain against the worker sexy-investigator? The debate is open. Remains the Dutch paradox, where the parks this summer will be open to multiple orgasms, but closed to tobacco and hairy quadrupeds, "Since July in Holland you can have sex in the parks free, without committing any crime." But, consumed the report, woe to bring out the classic post-coitus cigarette: you risk a fine salty. The regulation is clear: "Nestled in a public garden and indulge in free effusions, from petting to sexual intercourse, from now on will no longer be considered a punishable behavior. " As long as you adhere to them "apartments only from late afternoon onwards, put the blanket away from the play area for children to throw condoms in the bins." And the relaxing sigarettina post coitus? At home. Preferably in the bathroom. With the window open, if possible. "
And these are the reeds! Olandaaaaaa I want to go!
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