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Hello Spam!

Arieccomi again, this time with an issue that has affected at least once in your life ... everyone I speak dell'odiosissimo SPAM!

"The spam (also known as spam do) is to send large quantities of unsolicited (usually commercial). It can be implemented through any media, but is the most widely used Internet , through the 'e-mail . " (From Wikipedia)

nasty spam, but in recent days I enjoyed it a mess!

I state that I work in a company that owns 5 email accounts (which will control and disseminates I) and every morning I have to groom amidst the hundreds of spam mail, looking for those important collaborators, customers and society.

Needless to say, to do what is necessary to read the sender and subject of the email ... I do not imagine that laughter in front of some of them!

few days ago so I decided to analyze a single channel of spam emails advertising about viagra, medicines and various gadgets for the "improvement" of sexual services!

Obviously not being a man are not the least bit interested in the product ... let alone being a woman!

We carry the following phrases strangest read ... unfortunately they are all in English, but I try to make it an English translation for those who just do not know a single word! ;-)

Add a comment to my " main consumer of these products "!

It all started with:

Increase your penis
• => increase your penis (and okay, if its not you happy!)

But then he continued:

• Penis Enlargement => magnification of Penis (okay, too)
• Penis Gigantic => Giant Penis (um, it begins to be important)
• Increase your main love muscle => increase your main love muscle (but then it is taken seriously? Giah Ah, we're not talking of heart!)
• Prominent penis => Penis prominent (ok, and that be?)
• size Your dick will never arouse a derision => The size of your penis will never be ridiculed (try to get sgam you bought this stuff and then we'll talk about!)
• Bigger size means-more masculinity => Larger sizes mean more masculinity (if only I had a bigger brain, we could talk about it)
• Magic Transformation of your willy => magical transformation of your willy (Now already for the "magical transformation" makes me think: Who are you and David Copperfield? willy ... but it is the best! I mean, call the penis is a bit willy 'Wimp what to call it, willy pipillino or ... I do not think the case!)
• Evidence That your not a loser => shows that you're not a loser (and this is very complicated!)
• Make a real gift for your woman => make a real gift to your woman (a diamond necklace at all?)
• Raise a monster in your pants => increases the monster in your pants (most would say that monster ghost is invisible!)
• Advantages of a bigger penis are innumerable => The advantages of a larger penis are countless (and I say a bigger brain!)
• Say YES to your new super-abilities => say YES to your new super abilities (Spiderman and who you are?? )
• Do not Worry Be Happy => not worry be happy (if I followed this advice not only would you buy is crap!)
• Perfect love stick in just Few weeks => Perfect love stick in a few weeks (did not become perfect in so many years, you want to happen in few weeks?)
• Guaranteed gigantic result => Guaranteed gigantic results (if only it worked on the brain!)

not know about you, but every morning I me "lineage" with laughter with this email?

I hope I made you laugh too ...
Siaooooo!