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Hello Spam!

Arieccomi again, this time with an issue that has affected at least once in your life ... everyone I speak dell'odiosissimo SPAM!

"The spam (also known as spam do) is to send large quantities of unsolicited (usually commercial). It can be implemented through any media, but is the most widely used Internet , through the 'e-mail . " (From Wikipedia)

nasty spam, but in recent days I enjoyed it a mess!

I state that I work in a company that owns 5 email accounts (which will control and disseminates I) and every morning I have to groom amidst the hundreds of spam mail, looking for those important collaborators, customers and society.

Needless to say, to do what is necessary to read the sender and subject of the email ... I do not imagine that laughter in front of some of them!

few days ago so I decided to analyze a single channel of spam emails advertising about viagra, medicines and various gadgets for the "improvement" of sexual services!

Obviously not being a man are not the least bit interested in the product ... let alone being a woman!

We carry the following phrases strangest read ... unfortunately they are all in English, but I try to make it an English translation for those who just do not know a single word! ;-)

Add a comment to my " main consumer of these products "!

It all started with:

Increase your penis
• => increase your penis (and okay, if its not you happy!)

But then he continued:

• Penis Enlargement => magnification of Penis (okay, too)
• Penis Gigantic => Giant Penis (um, it begins to be important)
• Increase your main love muscle => increase your main love muscle (but then it is taken seriously? Giah Ah, we're not talking of heart!)
• Prominent penis => Penis prominent (ok, and that be?)
• size Your dick will never arouse a derision => The size of your penis will never be ridiculed (try to get sgam you bought this stuff and then we'll talk about!)
• Bigger size means-more masculinity => Larger sizes mean more masculinity (if only I had a bigger brain, we could talk about it)
• Magic Transformation of your willy => magical transformation of your willy (Now already for the "magical transformation" makes me think: Who are you and David Copperfield? willy ... but it is the best! I mean, call the penis is a bit willy 'Wimp what to call it, willy pipillino or ... I do not think the case!)
• Evidence That your not a loser => shows that you're not a loser (and this is very complicated!)
• Make a real gift for your woman => make a real gift to your woman (a diamond necklace at all?)
• Raise a monster in your pants => increases the monster in your pants (most would say that monster ghost is invisible!)
• Advantages of a bigger penis are innumerable => The advantages of a larger penis are countless (and I say a bigger brain!)
• Say YES to your new super-abilities => say YES to your new super abilities (Spiderman and who you are?? )
• Do not Worry Be Happy => not worry be happy (if I followed this advice not only would you buy is crap!)
• Perfect love stick in just Few weeks => Perfect love stick in a few weeks (did not become perfect in so many years, you want to happen in few weeks?)
• Guaranteed gigantic result => Guaranteed gigantic results (if only it worked on the brain!)

not know about you, but every morning I me "lineage" with laughter with this email?

I hope I made you laugh too ...
Siaooooo!

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"Simply" without words!

Excuse me, but I have removed the video from youtube ... another version (the original) found in the sidebar ... Hello!

Dream Brother

There is a child sleeping near his twin
The pictures go wild in a rush of wind
That dark angel he is shuffling in
Watching over them with his black feather wings unfurled

The love you lost with her skin so fair
Is free with the wind in her butterscotch hair
Her green eyes bloom goodbyes
With her head in her hands and your kiss on the lips of another
Dream Brother with your tears scattered round the world.

Don't be like the one who made me so old
Don't be like the one who left behind his name
'Cause they're waiting for you like I waited for mine
And nobody ever came...

I feel afraid and I call your name
I love your voice and your dance insane
I hear your words and I know your pain
Your head in your hands and her kiss on the lips of another
Your eyes to the ground and the world spinning round forever

Asleep in the sand with the ocean washing over ...


Brother Del Sogno

Is there a child sleeping next to his twin
get images in a burst of wild wind
the black angel is looking down on mixing
them with its wings of black feathers spread.

The love you lost with her skin so clear
is free with the wind in her hair candy
Her green eyes bloom goodbyes
With his head in his hands and your kiss on the lips of another
Brother the dream with your tears scattered across the world.

not be the one that made me so old
not be the one he left behind his name
Why you are waiting for me as I waited
And no one has ever come ...

I'm afraid and I call your name
I love your voice and your crazy dance
listen to your words and I know your pain
Your head in her hands and her kiss on the lips another
your eyes to the ground
And the world that revolves around forever.

Asleep in the sand with the ocean that erases all ...

(Jeff Buckley)

Piratkot För Canaldigital

The transience of life!!

Today is the birthday of my big sister: Greetings!!
The years do not say for right to privacy, even if the bottom is only 17 months older than me!

seems like yesterday.

seems like yesterday that we were playing in the garden to catch the lizards and drown in the water ... It seems like yesterday that invaded the kitchen table for our mega-development with lego ... seems like yesterday that we fought for a game and after 5 minutes was all the past ... It seems like yesterday that we wore the costumes of Carnival, even if it was not Carnival, because then the game was more real!

But time has passed ...

For years, people I meet in the street I repeat the phrase "You are the same as your father"! For a woman to be compared to a man is not so much a compliment ... it's a little 'how to say "if it is a man, a woman who looks a lot like "!!!! Over time
But I got used to the thing, in short, I've made a reason!

... Not long ago ...

Yes, roughly a year ago I went to the post office in my country and arrived at the counter, the clerk, who knows me and knows my family for years, looks at me, I expect the usual "you are the same as your father" and instead she says: "You are the same as your grandfather "!
But stop! Grandpa?? As a grandfather?? For heaven's sake, my grandfather was a handsome man, a wonderful person, but as they are identical to my grandfather? So I'm getting old?!?
And then every morning I have lost at least 10 minutes in the mirror to make sure that there were wrinkles on my face or my hair was still the same color as the night before ...

But enough!

"If the fate of a man is to drown, drown in a glass of water"!

The destiny of every man is to grow old, and then worry about the best youth spirit ... that should never fade!

So I will do my next few years ... always with the spirit of what I have marked in all those past and luckily for me I never made it grow!

big sister ... still wish that your spirit remains the same as always, what made me so angry, but also so much fun all these years!

ciauz ...